Role Play Pool Party V.2

Rubbing his hands together greedily, Skittles pulled the magic wand from his shell. "I'm there," he said with a sly grin. "I'll make his life miserable and it beats boredom away for at least another day. You wanna come with me?"

Fire nodded in agreement with Sweet as the koopa troopas were busy searching for the grotesque plumber. "Guessing you saw the same thing?" he asked her as he began fidgeting around in his shell with a free hand in attempt to find his multipurpose wrench. "I was going to disassemble his little plane so he can't get away."

"WARIO!" With a mighty crash, Wario burst out the side wall of the castle. Taking a moment to catch his breath and wiped the sweat on his brow, he was feeling better than he was after his disastrous encounter with the Koopaling at the top of the castle.

It helped that he had spent his aggression on taking out every load-bearing wall he could find.

He picked his nose as he walked away, the castle beginning to shake behind him as some of its interior rooms fell in on themselves. Shoddy worksmanship; he'd have a better castle than that. He either didn't notice the various Koopas in the area, or did and just didn't care; after all, since when did soldiers carry treasure worth taking on their persons?

"There has to be some decent treasure somewhere on this rock..." he muttered to himself as he flicked a booger away.

Hearing a loud crash, Sweet held a finger up on her right hand to halt the conversation she had been having with the koopa knight. Sensing her Reznor becoming rather aggressive and anxious at the noises, she nudged him gently on the side of his neck with her ankle.

"Think we just found it," Sweet said to Fire with a stern look on her face. "I'll get rid of that punk plumber."

"Oh no," Heaven responded to Skittles as she straightened out that darn ribbon again. "Go on without me, I'll torture that jerk when he gets brought here."

Riding across the waters of Soda Lake on a dolphin, Xiuhcoatl saw a mysterious contraption sitting atop Cookie Mountain. Still too far away to determine quite what it was, the reptile hybrid knew enough he had to go investigate.

"Faster!" he screamed over the dolphins as they splashed through the blue waters. "To Cookie Mountain!"

"Sounds like a plan," Skittles said with an evil snicker as he used his magic wand to open up a warp tunnel on the floor just in front of him. "Well I've got plumbers to capture, talk to ya later." With a quick wave, he leaped into the tunnel and warped himself out to Cookie Mountain where Heaven said that the plumber fiend had been spotted.

Fire clenched his fists as he nodded in agreement with the female. "I'll dismantle his plane," he said to Sweet as he huffed loudly. "Then we'll take him from all sides if you don't mind jumping in. We'll make that plumber wish he never showed up."

"Hey, pugsies!" Wario shouted at the two Koopas, having finally arrived back at his landing site after deciding an aerial lift would make treasure-finding faster. He crossed his arms. "What's that yer saying about taking apart my Bulldog?"

"You heard us," Sweet said as she stepped off from her steed and slowly looked the ugly stranger over. "This is Koopa territory. Unless you plan on asking the King or Queen for permit of residence, I suggest you leave before we make you leave."

His warp tunnel opening up between the plumber and the two koopas, Skittles climbed over the lip of it and tumbled a few feet. Kicking up dust as he rolled, he quickly got to his feet and brushed himself off.

"Plumber!" he shouted as he pointed his wand at Wario menacingly. "I'll make you pay for pushing me into that lava pit!"

Wario was about to respond to Sweet that Wario never needs permits unless he wants them, when he was interrupted by Skittle's arrival. "Whatcha talking about, pugsy?" he replied to the accusation, showing little care for the branished wand. "I've-a never seen you before in my life!"

Fire let off a sarcastic laugh as he hesitated to pull his sword out on the demented plumber. "We got rid of Mario and Luigi," he said with a snarl, "why should we let you stay?"

"Ha!" the overalled man laughed. "That wimpy Mario's nothing compared to WARIO!" He flexed his right arm to show off his muscles, also unintentionally causing his stomach flab to bounce. "I'm-a stronger, I'm-a richer... I'm-a number one! If anything, you should-a let me stay because I-a make you chumps' faces look better next to-a mine!"

Fire wasn't phased at all by Wario's bigotry. "Until you speak to the king or queen," he said with his arms crossed, keeping his stance firm, "you don't have stay or say in anything."

"Weh, yer one of those fuddy-wuddy rules types? Bor-ring," Wario commenting. "Tell ya pugsies what. I'm-a in a generous mood right now, so I'll-a sort things out with your king-person. Take-a me to 'em, and no funny business, capiche? Or you-a get WARIO'd!" To demonstrate, he wound up his arm and delivered another Earthshake Punch to the ground, quaking the area briefly.

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