Role Play Pool Party V.2

Heaven sighed, seeing Orinda was being persistent on leaving. "Fine," she pouted as she got out of the throne chair and out of his way. "If that's what you wish.."

Surprised by how quickly Heaven gave up, Orinda got off the chair as quickly as he could while trying to maintain respect for the Queen. Turning to her and giving her a quick smile and a bow, he scurried quickly out of the throne room.

Kamek was sitting in his chambers that were located just under the roof of the great Koopa Castle, thinking away. That was a little too easy getting rid of the plumber, he thought to himself. He's gone now but what if he comes back? He's bound to.

The overthinking perhaps doing him in and making him anxious, he jumped from his seat and about lost his glasses in the process. Adjusting them back on his nose, he exited the chambers and ran down the hall with his blue robe and hat flailing behind him. "Your evilness!" he exclaimed in panic, "I have a theory! I have a theory!"

Theory, Heaven thought to herself, she needed a MAN. She got up from her throne from the rather lazy position she had in it as she walked towards the doorway that led out of the enormous room. "What theory?" she yelled out loud, almost certain the wacked out magikoopa would hear her.

Rushing through the doorway, the magikoopa wasn't aware that someone was there to meet him as he crashed hard into Heaven, tripping over his own feet in mid flip and skidding across the floor on his stomach, losing his glasses.

"Plumber!" Kamek exclaimed as he made a blind reach for his glasses. "We need to get rid of the plumber!"

Taking the brunt part of the collision with Kamek, Heaven rolled a few times from it and slowly got back to her feet, shaking the cobwebs out. "What the heck are you doing?!" she shouted angrily as she walked over to the panicking magikoopa and was basically staring him down. "That plumber took the plunge and got chased out of town!"

Kamek managed to find his glasses after what seemed like minutes of scrambling as he put them back on his face and struggled to get to his feet. "I'm sorry my queen!" he pleaded. "But did you or King Bowser consider the possibility of him coming back? It hasn't stopped the plumbers in the past!"

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Spike slowly dragged his lazy self into the throne room and had overheard Heaven and Kamek from down the hall. "I've got a solution if yas know what I mean," he said as he was checking out Heaven. "And hello hello there gorgeous. Ya man out getting his perm?"

Heaven facepalmed herself as she heard the voice of the ever slime like creature Spike. "What the heck do you want?" she asked him as she glared hard into the yellow eyes of the immature koopa. "And no, he's out ruling worlds and doing something with his life unlike some.."

"Chillax beautiful," Spike responded as he gave Heaven a toothy, twisted grin. "Word has it that our plumber is a total wuss. He runs away like a sissy and I think I know how to prevent him from coming back for good, if yas willing to pay for it.."

On the coastline on the southeastern section of the Donut Plains, a raft washes ashore. The raft is made of the facedown body of a fat human-like figure dressed in yellow with purple overalls, and his only passenger is a poodle, happily sitting and panting.

Upon landing its craft, the poodle disembarked and sniffed at the raft, nosing him in the cheek.

One of the raft's arms moved, swiftly darting up and slamming into the beach beside his head with a firm grip.

"That..." Wario growled as he turned his toothy frowning face up out of the sand, "was-a the opposite of fun."

"How dare you talk to me like that," Heaven snapped back at Spike. "And also if he's a wuss, why in the hell would he come back and why do you all of a suddenly care?"

"Your Majesty," Kamek timidly peeped up as he was still gathering his bearings from the collision. "We can always make sure that the gatekeeper keeps him out. Miss Sweet is her name?"

"Hey pipsqueak," Spike snapped at Kamek without any kind of warning. "Me and babe here are talking. Siddown and wait your turn."

"Excuse me?" Heaven shot back at Spike. "If you're going to talk like that I'm going to have you escorted from the castle. You treat people with respect here!"

As cowardly as it made him appear, Kamek kept his mouth shut and let Heaven rip Spike a new one.

"Fine," Spike responded coldly with a shrug. "If you want that plumber to rat you all day long then that's your prob."

"We took care of plumbers before you slithered into the empire," Heaven said with an unsympathetic shrug in return. "Dang well we've got it under control now. Would you like me to get the koopa troopas to remove you from the castle or can you leave on your own power?"

Wario sat cross-legged on the beach, his eyes closed in concentration. Nearby, Bulldog sniffed at some grass and flowers.

"Waaaaaaaa..." his voice softly crooned. "Waaaaaaa..."

It was abundantly clear that he needed off this dumb island. Maybe it had a ton of loot, and normally that would be prompt enough to stay, but loathe as he was to admit it, he wanted his plane back more. And they weren't certainly going to fix what they did, so it was back to the mainland to find someone who would.

The question then was how to leave the island. He had no interest in swimming the entire way - he meant, he probably could, but he didn't feel like it. So he had to find a ship or another aircraft. Which meant probably dealing with more of the locals. With any luck, they'd be rebels or something so they didn't call in Bowser again, though that seemed slim to none.

But he didn't get to be rich by taking chances.

"Waa!" he declared, clapping his hands to his knees. He pulled himself up, the poodle taking notice of him. "C'mon, Bulldog, we're gonna find a way off-a this island!"

Bulldog barked happily, and followed at Wario's heels as he started off, away from the beach and deeper into the Donut Plains.

"Don't go bleedin' out on us now cupcake," Spike said with a snarl as he turned his back towards Kamek and Heaven. "I offered to help and you declined. Good day dweebs."

Without any concern about their reactions, he dragged himself out of the throne room. The Koopa Empire was awaiting a surprise by that plumber and they didn't seem to care.

"What a jerk," Kamek whispered to Heaven, just in case Spike was still hanging around the door. "Do you think he had a point, your majesty?"

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Sweet was keeping a watch from her outpost that now occupied the old Cheese Bridge fortress as she saw what looked to be that pesty plumber again strolling about with the ugly dog that he seemed to adore. "Queen Heaven and King Bowser," she said into her walkie talkie. "We've got that Wario punk sticking his nose into our business again. He's in Donut Plains. Can you hear me?"

Hearing a muffled sound come from her shell, Heaven pulled the walkie talkie out from it and caught the end of Sweet's warning. Letting off a sigh as she just shook her head at Kamek in frustration, she pressed the red button atop to respond. "What the heck is that buffoon doing back," she said back to Sweet. "We steal his stupid princess twenty years ago and his buddies just come parading around. Get Fire to round up some troops and rid of him."

Kamek waited patiently as Heaven seemed to be bouncing from one project to another. She certainly wasn't having a good day.

"Yes your majesty," Sweet responded as she switched modes over on her set. "Fire," she said into the talkie, "round up your best troopas. We're making plumber kabobs and using his little doggie as the stick."