Random Chit-Chat II: I don't understand you guyseseseses.

I wonder when they give out pamphlets, do they call it light reading material or real light reading material?

On the 1st day of Christmas my KKE Fam gave to me....a Lemmy stuck in a tree!

They call it the Enquirer Compact because it's a load of BS. Most reading material is actually called reading material because its at least somewhat worth while going through.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my KKE Fam gave to me... two crazy pills and a Lemmy stuck in a tree.

(Why am I the one stuck in the tree? I would NEVER do that.. well maybe..)

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my KKE Fam gave to me .. three disemboweled bodies (which I had nothing to do with), two crazy pills and a Lemmy stuck in a tree (because he felt he was more special than the star on the tree but dork found out he couldn't climb the tree so alas he's stuck lol)!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my KKE fam gave to me...four crazy Koopas, three disembowelled bodies, two crazy pills and a Lemmy stuck in a tree!

On the 5th day of Christmas, my KKE Fam gave to me.. FIVE ANGRY CERAS! Four crazy koopas, three disemboweled bodies (yes dad you did that), two crazy pills and a Lemmy stuck in a tree!

On the 6th day of Christmas, my KKE fam gave to me... six whacked out Gangeys, FIVE ANGRY CERAS!! Four crazy koopas, three disemboweled bodies, two crazy pills and a Lemmy stuck in a tree!

On the 7th day of Christmas, my KKE fam gave to me: seven fart tumbleweeds, six whacked out Gangeys.. FIVE ANGRY CERAS! (oh help us all) Four crazy koopas, three disemboweled bodies, two crazy pills and a Lemmy stuck in a tree.

On the 8th day of Christmas my KKE family gave to me EIGHT Woodstock concerts, seven tumbleweed farts, six whacked out Gangeys.. FIVE ANGRY CERAS! .. four crazy koopas, three disemboweled bodies, two crazy pills and Lemmy stuck in a tree!

On the 9th day of Christmas my KKE Fam gave to me...nine glitter bombs, eight woodstock concerts, seven tumbleweed farts, six whacked out Gangeys, FIVE ANGRY CERAS (oh hell run for the hills), four crazy Koopas, three disembowelled bodies (Lance stop leaving evidence eesh!), two crazy pills (we might need more with this fam!), and a Lemmy stuck in a tree!

On the 10th day of Christmas, my KKE fam gave to me TEN INNER VOICES, nine glitter bombs, eight Woodstock concerts, seven tumbleweed farts, six whacked out Gangeys.. FIVE ANGRY CERAS! (uh oh) Four crazy kooopas, three disemboweled bodies, two crazy pills (a piece! not for the whole gang..) and a tree that Lemmy will get out of!

On the 11th day of Christmas, my KKE fam gave to me eleven high duty straitjackets, ten inner voices, nine glitter bombs, eight Woodstock concerts, seven tumbleweed farts, six whacked out Gangeys.. FIVE ANGRY CERAS! (run!) .. four crazy koopas, three disemboweled bodies, two crazy pills and a Lemmy stuck in a tree.

On the 12th day of Christmas my KKE Fam gave to me twelve human sacrifices, eleven high duty straight jackets, ten inner voices, nine glitter bombs, eight Woodstock concerts, seven tumbleweed farts, six whacked out Gangeys FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE ANGRY CERAS! four crazy Koopas, three disembowelled bodies, two crazy pills and a Lemmy stuck in a treeeeeeeee.

Should of been twelve Chicago style muggings. *giggles*

Don't think I didn't see you call me a dork, Unk Lance! I just keep my chin up because I'm better than that. So dere.

I was being relatively nice. It happens from time to time. Yes but see Lemmy, we ALL know you are a dork. AND are crazy enough to get stuck in the tree because you think you are the star. So when should we call the fire department to get Lemmy down from the top of the tree? Lemmy is like a cat right?

He's the most harmless cat in the universe! ~giggles softly~

Guessing Bowser had him declawed young then?

And like one with no teeth too. Hence harmless. LoL

I am NOT harmless! I can become very pissed off and tough to deal with!

Like Lamond said the other night, you are so cute when you are mad Lemmy.

You guys always sing Christmas carols in here? Or do you just goof around all the time?

Maybe both? *Cheeky grin*

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky tinker toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinosauruses
I only likes hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me, too

Mom says a hippo, would eat me up but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses
I only likes hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me, too